All you need is a bunch of Ace bandages.
She's an icon.
Easy to put together...and very slimming.
When will you ever have another reason to buy a red satin cape?
Make the costume even better by smearing marinara on yourself.
Get your 1920s glam on.
Be judgy in the best possible way.
You're hiding out, but secretly want to be seen.
Sadly, John Hamm does not come with the costume.
Supply your own psychic powers.
Shop a thrift store or your uncle's closet.
This costume is far easier than actually running a marathon.
Your prep: Practice yelling on the sideline.
You don't even have to change out of your PJs.
Don't forget the apron and always say, "Yes dear."