Halloween’s almost here, and you and your date have a costume party to go to, and no idea what to wear (and no cash besides). Now what? Get creative, that’s what, and we can help. Here are some couples costume ideas, on the cheap:
Red States and Blue States: One of you dresses head to toe in red, and writes the names of traditionally “red” states in fabric pen on your clothing (or just pins printed-out state names onto yourself), while the other does the same with an all blue ensemble.
Total Cost: $0-$20 (don’t have head to toe red and/or blue? One word: Goodwill).
Amy Winehouse and hubby Blake Fielder-Civil: Some heavy eyeliner, a black beehive wig (available at Target, WalMart, etc. in the Halloween section), drawn on tattoos, and dirty ballet flats for her; a stretched out tank top, messy hair, and black eye for him. Possibly a pair of handcuffs, for good measure. Voila.
Total Cost: $5-$15
Laundry and Static Cling: One of you cuts the bottom out of a cheap laundry basket and fastens it over the shoulders with clothesline, and fills with a few light laundry items; the other wears dark clothing and pins dryer sheets all over (a teased up crazy hairdo will heighten the effect).
Total Cost: $0-$10
Halloween is almost here, and you’re at a loss for a costume. Not to worry—here are three cheap and easy costumes that will be sure to make you the life—or at least the talk—of the party:
- Sarah Palin. A pair of glasses, a little red suit, some fab heels, and a prom-queen hair-do (we’re sure there are cheap wigs that will suit at Walmart and the like). Carry a pig stuffed animal and a tube of lipstick, or a hockey stick for good measure. If you want to be really creative, tell people you’re Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.
Total cost: Assuming you already have or can borrow the suit and heels (and don’t count out the thrift stores), $0-$25, depending on the price of oil
- The Dow Jones. Get one of those giant chart paper pads with graph paper, draw on some official looking-numbers and a big fat arrow heading downward, cut out a place for your head, and voila—you are the most relevant and potentially depressing character around. For the best effect, carry around some fake dollar bills you can toss at random, so that they flutter uselessly to the ground in your wake . . .
Total cost: $10, depending on the day’s closing loss
- Tabloid Queen. Throw on a short trench coat, big sunglasses (think Mary Kate Olsen), gather one or two tabloid newspapers, and pretend “like your trying hide, while secretly wanting to be noticed.” You can turn this into a couple costume by having your partner act as a member of the paparazzi, your publicist or—if you’re feeling anti-social—your bodyguard.
Total cost: $0.00-$10.00, depending on the size of your headline
It can be very a hard to find that perfect Halloween costume for less than $100. Channel your inner child and try one of these outfits.
For the Single Girl
Queen of the World. This is my personal Halloween favorite. Head to the nearest Salvation Army or Goodwill for an old prom/evening dresses. Also look in the back of your closet for those “forgotten” bridesmaid dresses (the puffier and gaudier, the better). Go to Claire’s Boutique and purchase a tiara (usually around $5 to $10), several “diamond” rings, and elbow-length, white gloves. Throw on the “diamond” jewelry, correct that posture, and purchase a copy of Hello (a.k.a. the British version of People Magazine) or British OK at your local Barnes and Noble to learn how to perfect the royal wave (remember: to - wave, wave, touch the pearls). Now, here is the piece de triumph: Have your male spouse/friend/partner dress in a tux and gloves and be your manservant, James, for the whole night.
Total cost: $10.00-$50.00, depending on the size of your kingdom.
Marathon Runner. Dig out that summer tank top, shorts, and tennis shoes. Since it’s the end of October, go ahead and wear tights underneath those short shorts. Print out a race number on your computer, pin it to your tank, and you are ready to go.
Total cost: $0.00-$40.00, depending on the medal you are seeking.
Video Diva. All you need is a big blonde wig (channel RuPaul), black eyeliner, a plaid mini-skirt, a cropped top, and some thigh-high boots, and you’re are set. It’s helpful to bring a little CD player and have “Genie in a Bottle” playing in the background.
Total cost: $10.00-$50.00, depending on the size of your record contract.
Tabloid Queen. Throw on a short trench coat, big sunglasses (think Mary Kate Olsen), gather one or two tabloid newspapers, and pretend “like your trying hide, while secretly wanting to be noticed.” You can turn this into a couple costume by having your partner act as a member of the paparazzi or your publicist.
Total cost: $0.00-$10.00, depending on the size of your headline.
Sports Mom or Dad. The prep for this costume is fairly easy. Attend one of your local little league events and study the parent pacing the sidelines wearing the team colors from head to toe. Then head to your nearest Salvation Army or call up a friend to borrow a Booster club t-shirt. Spend the entire night yelling at others to “suck it up”, “run faster”, and “stop being a cry baby”.
Total cost: $0.00, depending on your child’s therapy bills.
iPod. iPod’s are hot right now, so why not be one for Halloween. Find a large piece of white cardboard (you can ask your local grocery store for any extras they might have) and cut it into a rectangular square that is at least 40 inches long. Then, cut out a small “window” at the top of the cardboard for your head. Using silver paint, draw on the buttons. As an alternative, you could go as Steve Jobs—just wear a black turtleneck, pants, shoes, wire rimmed glasses, and walk around carrying an iPod.
Total cost: $0.00, depending on your child’s therapy bills.
Costumes for Couples
Ward & June Cleaver. Head out to your local department store or thrift shop and find fifties-inspired, A-line dresses for a fraction of their normal price. Add a simple strand of pearls, pearl earrings, a waist apron, sensible pumps and you’re are ready to go. Have your significant other dress as Ward. Have him add a pipe and you’ll be in the running for best costume. Total cost: $40.00- $80.00, depending on whether “the Beav” needs braces.
Game Show Host and Pretty Assistant. This is a perfect costume for couples. Go to your nearest thrift store and find the cheesiest, late ‘70s/early ‘80s polyester, double knit suit ensemble for men, and an ‘80s deranged-bridesmaid dress for women. Purchase a children’s play microphone (Target has some for super- cheap prices). Buy the cheapest hair spray you can find (All Net is good) and tease your hair like you’re are from the Jersey shore. Get a piece of cardboard, cut out a star about 8 inches in diameter and glue on gold glitter. Write the word “Grand Prize” in silver. To keep you smiling for the entire night, use this beauty pageant trick: put Vaseline on the gums underneath your upper lip.
Total cost: $20.00-$70.00 for both costumes, depending on whether or not your show is picked up for another season.
Tacky Tourists. Think the National Lampoon’s Family Vacation Series. Pair loud, floral printed camp shirts with hideous khaki or bermuda shorts. Wear white tube socks pulled up to your knees with those plastic sandals from Wal-Mart. Add a camera/camcorder, fanny pack, and flip sunglasses to finish off the outfit.
Total cost: $0.00-$20.00 for both costumes, depending on how much vacation time you’ve accumulated.
Costumes for Groups
The Seven Deadly Sins. This costume is cheap and easy. Get six friends to go as the other deadly sins: greed, envy, wrath, gluttony, pride and lust. Choose sloth because it’s the cheapest costume of the seven sins. All you have to do is not wash your hair for two days, roll out of bed in your PJs and you’re are set!
Total cost: $0, depending on how sinful you’re are willing to get.
1970s Television Family. There are so many great ones to choose from: the Partridge Family, Brady Bunch, Evan’s family (from “Good Times”), Donny and Marie Osmond, and the Jefferson’s. The family you choose depends on the make-up of your group of friends, but putting together the outfits is almost as much fun as the actual Halloween event itself. Make a date and head straight to your local thrift store, or your parent’s closet.
Total cost: $20.00 and up, depending on how dy-no-mite you want to be.
Some great suggestions from TheBudgetFashionista.com readers:
Silver Screen actress. Take your sexiest black dress, paint the your uncovered skin that would show in it silver (silver- colored hairspray works great), spray your hair black, and only wear only black and white accessories. Definitely stand out in a crowd, while still looking FABULOUS!!
From Evil Diva
Smurfette and Gargamelle. Last year my boyfriend and I were the “budget” Smurfette and Gargamelle. I wore a plain white dress (Job Lot or nurse uniform store for $3) and wore a blue turtleneck and blue tights under it. Then I cut a sleeve from an old white turtleneck, tied the end, stuffed it with toilet paper, and it that was my hat. I painted my face blue. and the only expensive thing was the blond wig, because I have dark hair. My beau wore a long black dress, put pulled red soccer socks over his sneakers, got a cat stuffed animal toy and a net, and we was were good to go!
From Kate
Freudian Slip. Last Halloween, I saw a woman wearing a slip with words like “id”, “ego”, “oedipal”, etc, written on it. It was a Freudian slip. It was so clever and certainly wasn’t expensive.
From Cecilia
At least one of these ideas will help you to make a true entrance at the party. If all else fails, at least you will have had a great time putting the outfit together.
Got a great budget Halloweeen costume idea? Post it in the comment section below.
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