You’re right on giving the best qualification of your ideal jeans…I also feel the same. When it comes to jeans, it doesn’t mean that because it looks good on models then it surely will look good on us, thats why its very hard to find one.
But have you ever heard of affliction denim? They’ve got somehow costumed fit, if you know what I mean. Well, it fits good on everyone as far as I know…maybe you should try that as well ;)