Yea or Nay: Stirrup Pants

October 15, 2007

What:  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: stirrup pants are evil.

We (meaning Angela and I) believe that stirrup pants were created by a disgruntle fashion designer who once had hopes of ruling the runways of New York but found himself ( we’re imagining a low-budget Simon Doonan) stuck in a corner basement office at K-Mart’s headquarters with fluorescent lighting and yards and yard of forest green stretchy polyester knit.  He set out to punish the fashion world for overlooking his great talent(s) and unfortunately, the average American woman is made to suffer.

The pants are popping up as a “fall trend,” with new versions from 7 for all Mankind, Bebe and more. Like our friends at Styledash say, the fashion “powers-that-be” will keep pushing and pushing them on us until we all cave in and “mommy stir-up pants” become the new babydoll dress.
~Angela and Kathryn

Yea or Nay: Stirrup Pants
(P.S. If you say yea, you better have a pretty solid reason)

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{ 49 comments… read them below or add one }

Sarah 1 October 15, 2007

Eww! NO! That was my first reaction. Stirrup pants? Ugh! They’re worse than cut-off tights.

Mojo 2 October 15, 2007

I was afraid of this “trend” reappearing…I sadly remember wearing these as a kid and I don’t want to go through that again!

Rebecca 3 October 15, 2007

I remember back in the ‘80s when stirrups were first big. Ugh! My mom wouldn’t buy me a pair on the grounds that they were butt-ugly. That still applies!

sandie 4 October 15, 2007

I;ve lived through these twice: once as a school girll while Laura Petrie (aka Mart Tyler Moore) rocked them on the Dick Van Dyke show, and once in the late 80’s/ early 90’s when they were worn with long (rear end covering) tops and flat boots. I say maybe- NOT with hoochie heels! as in all matters of form fitting clothes, spandex is a priveledge, not a right. Out of respect for the public I personally won’t wear them, but I’ve seen them done well…

Maria 5 October 15, 2007

This topic made me LOL!  I must email this post to a gal I know who owns the cutest consignment shop in Los Altos (CA).  We were just talking about stirrup pants coming “back”, and WHY the fashion industry would do that to us and WHO in the world would wear them!

jessica 6 October 15, 2007

stirrups pants remind me of the gynecologist…how is THAT fashionable???????

Amanda 7 October 15, 2007

My mom had a pair of kid stirrup pants that she made me wear when I was in early elementary school back in the early 90’s. At the time I only had a little kid’s sense of style, but even I knew then that those things are hideous.

Despina 8 October 15, 2007

Aaaaaagh! Didn’t these things die along with the whole “skinny pant” trend after last fall? So distressing to know they’re still around. Wrong, wrong, wrong in so many ways!

Kara 9 October 15, 2007

These were horrible when I wore them to 1st grade in 1987, and they are still horrible.  Yuk!

faun 10 October 15, 2007

just think of all the colors…my first impression was seeing these in mustard green.

Lindsey 11 October 15, 2007

Noooooo.  Leggings are bad enough! Skinny pants at least have some structure. Stirrup pants especially are a little too…….“brick house,” if you get my drift. And doesn’t anyone remember the way stirrup pants bagged at the knees and you ended up looking like an elephant?

Rachel 12 October 15, 2007

Ugh! Not again! My mom made me wear these in the early 90’s! Much against my will. I tried to ask her when I got older why she made me and she claimed they were the style. I tried to explain to her that nothing that horrible is ever in style. Just when I got over the twitches and jerks from the first time, these pants re-emerge. Will it never end??

Noki 13 October 15, 2007

“stirrups pants remind me of the gynecologist…how is THAT fashionable???????”

Literally made me ROFLMAO!

When I was in High School there was an admin that wore a nude colored pair.  EVERY SINGLE TIME she wore them I thought she was running around in just a tee shirt.

FFG 14 October 15, 2007

Though I would never be caught dead in them outside my house, they are pretty comfy for jammies.  Just a thought…

Melissa 15 October 15, 2007

Stirrups are meant for horse saddles, not women’s pants.  If you want to look like a Clydesdale, go ahead and wear these.

Amy 16 October 15, 2007

Nooooooo!! Leggings are bad enough, but I’ve kind of gotten used to seeing them again. This is just a whole other level of awful.

Emily 17 October 15, 2007

FOMG, elementary school all over again.

Although, I do agree with Susanna – stirrup pants *might* be okay when you want to wear boots over them. So they won’t bunch up or move.

Cathy 18 October 15, 2007

OH NO! I will never wear these again. I had a green pair (yes, green) in 1986 that I wore under a green and blue sweater dress. It was fine for the 80s (plus I was eleven years old and so I was really skinny!), but I don’t care to relive this style.

jai 19 October 15, 2007

ummm…. yeah exactly that ummmm…

Jeannie 20 October 15, 2007

Stirrup pants aren’t the only things coming back into fashion.  Legwarmers are back, too!  My husband didn’t believe me when I told him, so the last time we were in Target I walked him past a whole section of legwarmers in the socks/tights aisle.

Michele 21 October 15, 2007

Love them ONLY to wear with snow boots. I hate tucking pants into boots and then your legs feel like sausages and look like you’ve retained a gallon of water! These are great for that purpose ONLY. And … if you ride a horse. And … if you’re in the “Springtime for Hitler” chorus of “The Producers.” ‘Nuff said.

Tara 22 October 15, 2007

didn’t they try to bring this back last fall? and i TOTALLY called it before they did. sadly my friends wouldn’t allow my skinny ### to wear these last year and now that i’ve had to put on weight (evidently being anorexic isn’t healthy…?  jk it sucks) i wouldn’t even dare wear these!

bring back great childhood memories….

julie 23 October 15, 2007

Ditto on the not again!

Maureen 24 October 15, 2007

Oh noooooooo! I had a pair of yellow stirrup pants in the 80’s made out of sweatshirt material may they burn in peace. Make them go away quickly-ugh.

Di 25 October 15, 2007

I wore those in junior high. And it wasn’t cute. This is what fashion civil disobedience is for – I’m wondering if designers are recycling the 80s just because they’re out of ideas?

Miss E 26 October 15, 2007

NAY NAY NAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SassyPants 27 October 16, 2007

Pure, unadulterated EVIL!!!  I wore these things in the ‘80s and thought I was hot…I was mistaken.  Why does the fashion industry have such a sick sense of humor??  WHY?????

Courtney 28 October 15, 2007

ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY if you tuck them into boots AND ONLY if they fit properly (like leggings, not that slightly baggy, pulled taut thing we had in the 80s) and ONLY if you swear an oath that the stirrup portion will never, ever, ever be seen in public.

callshot 29 October 15, 2007

i have to be honest here, i was born in the 80 so i never wore them.. but now that its back.. i kinda wanna try it ! i mean, whats SO different between this and the leggings/tights ? i’m willing to give it a try (O:

Mell 30 October 16, 2007

Ok, let explain why I voted yes. I am pregnant. These look like something I can put on and not have to worry about if they are down…once I put my boots on, no one will know and I will have on comfy pants.

If I weren’t pregnant I too would have voted no!

Kirsten 31 October 16, 2007

OH NO, say it isn’t so. I remember wearing my Casual Corner stirrups with flats in 1986.

Terri 32 October 16, 2007

Sadly, there are probably a few people out there that have staunchly refused to give their stirrup pants up. This is giving them false hope that stirrup pants will become fashionable again.  The difference between “fashionable” and “trendy” is not subtle here. The problem with this kind of thing is that only a few (very few) people could pull this off but too many others won’t have enough sense to know they don’t fall into this category.

What’s next?  Mall bangs?????

danielle 33 October 16, 2007

HELL NO! I forgot these even existed until this post! I might have had a pair of these when I was 7? Horrid.

Obsidian 34 October 16, 2007

Only one word needed…AWFUL!

Amy 35 October 16, 2007

I remember these as a kid, and I didn’t even like them back then!

Julia 36 October 16, 2007

I hate stirrup pants…but I do have a few pairs of stirrup tights, and wear them all the time!

Bridget Powell 37 October 16, 2007

kathryn – i think these posts should be forwarded to those responsible for trying to revive what was already a fashion tragedy…just think of all the stirrups that gave their lives…haven’t we learned enough, people? how many polyesters have to be sacrificed at the altar of good taste? 

ohhhh, the humanity…

klynb 38 October 16, 2007

I WAS old enough to pick out my own clothes in the 1980s. I didn’t wear them then, won’t wear them now.

Penny 39 October 16, 2007

The ugliest style known to woman!!!!  Bottom line…they are not flattering!!!

greenfairie 40 October 15, 2007

Heh heh.  I remember my collection of stirrup pants.  Back in the mid ‘80s I wore them under those long pencil skirts or some long shirt/sweater that conveniently hid my figure flaws.  The looked great tucked into boots.  The only problems were the stirrup part on your foot wore out rather quickly and if the pants didn’t fit right, they were either getting pulled down from your foot or the stirrup was too loose, making the pants look baggy and saggy.

Would I wear it now?  Doubtful.  My figure flaws are more pronounced now than when I was 16.  And a big fat “no way” to wearing them with stilettos.

But I’ll maintain they’re better than jodhpurs.

Rhonda 41 October 16, 2007

Once again I think the fashion designers for the affordable department stores is running a muck and bringing back the worst of . . .

OR ARE THEY PUNISHING US??? Omg what did we do to deserve stir-up pants??? Pahlease we won’t do it anymore just please take these hideous abominations of fashion-kind away!

Bille 42 October 17, 2007

Hmmmm, what would Madonna do? Wear them with suspenders and an asymmetric ponytail? Eighties fashion gags me. Stirrup pants are fine if you were skiing in the sixties or dressed up for Halloween——too bad that we’ll be seeing them again, as always on the wrong bodies.

Meg 43 October 17, 2007

No! No! No! 

The only excuse I can see for wearing these is if you’re actually going horseback riding.  I used to wear them when riding because they didn’t scrunch up when I put my boots on.  Nowadays, though, I would wear boot cut jeans instead.

Jacqui 44 October 18, 2007

I LOVE stirrup pants particularly during the winter.  You throw them on early in the morning when you take your kid to school and have a long tunic to cover up the butt.

I was so happy when I rediscovered my OLD pairs this past week and the weather changed just enough to let me wear them.  At least they don’t cling to you like skinny tights.

Jacqui 45 October 18, 2007

I LOVE stirrup pants particularly during the winter.  You throw them on early in the morning when you take your kid to school and have a long tunic to cover up the butt.

I was so happy when I rediscovered my OLD pairs this past week and the weather changed just enough to let me wear them.  At least they don’t cling to you like skinny tights.

Hayz 46 November 12, 2007

I love them, it’s definitely time for a new look for leggings and these are it. I spotted Katie Holmes wearing a pair and looking fabulous as always! Get them online from tights please!

nbrad 47 September 25, 2010

I first wore stirup pants in the 60′s. I loved them then and I’m excited to see they’re back. BUT…only to wear with boots and a long tunic/sweater on very cold days. They can be part of a wardrobe – you just have to know how to wear them.

Tights 48 July 6, 2011

I’m in the NAY dept, Got some jonathan aston ones not mad about them but will give them another go

judy 49 October 7, 2011

Man, I feel sorry for the naysayers. Stirrup pants are awesome. So retro, and I don’t mean ugly 1980′s style retro, I mean late 50′s early 60′s Audrey Hepburn, Jackie Kennedy and Mary Tyler Moore retro. Worn with knee high boots or ballet flats. a skin tight turtle neck pullover and a wider trapeze style coat. Ponytail or short bob. The silhouette is awesome. The caveat is you MUST have a good body (which I still do), you MUST be willing to be in the spotlight and you MUST rock them! I wore mine to Yoshi’s jazz club and I got tons of compliments.

Do Not wear them with a longer sweater ala the eighties, makes you look like you’re trying to hide yourself.

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