41MvDx3r17L. SS260  The Cuteness: Hit It Alarm Clock, $12.99

What: The Hit It Alarm Clock, available at Target for $12.99, with a big red off button just waiting to be hit.

Why You Need This: Got problems waking up in the morning? Well this alarm clock, with big red “off”button at the top is just begging you to slap the hell out of it. It’s battery powered, so you don’t need to worry about damaging the cord (or being able to use the old “power outage” excuse.)