Perhaps your mom is a dentist, and you appreciate dental floss and mini-mouthwashes with fluoride. Or perhaps your mom isn’t a dentist, and you appreciate drugstore brand candy that looks Christmas-y but tastes eerily familiar to cough medicine.

We get it. Stocking stuffers = conceptually cute, but usually sucky in reality. We’re changing that this holiday season, so get excited for the goodies: small enough to fit inside those oversized socks, but not completely useless. Here’s the lowdown on what to get who.

Stuff Socks with these Awesome Gift Ideas

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Disenfranchised teenage cousin:

WTF Stamp, $13.00 from Busted Tees
The world is a vampire to your "Consumerism-and-pop-culture-are-annihilating-America" cousin. This is why this "WTF stamp" is perfect for him. Or maybe he just won't give. Probably the latter.