Spring Fashion Tips and Predictions

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From this week’s newsletter

My predictions for 2006 . . .

  • You will be the boss. Retailers are will try every trick in the book to get you to shop.
  • Vera Wang will premier a line at Kohl’s. Santa sweaters become chic.
  • Marc Jacobs will premier a line at Wal-Mart. A girl can dream.
  • Lace will replace sequins. Buh-Bye tunic tops.
  • Celebrities will stop trying to be fashion designers. New designers will finally get a chance to shine.
  • Floral hair pins will make a comeback. Every fashionista will have a glue gun.
  • Red will be the new white. Target employees rejoice.
  • Gray will be the new black. Accountants rejoice.
  • Round toed shoes will stomp out their pointy sisters. Dr. Scholl’s declares bankruptcy.
  • More shoppers will shop online. Massive lay-off of Wal-Mart Spring Fashion Tips and Predictions greeters.
  • The “monied” look will return. So will names like Muffy, Buffy, etc.

And every department store in the world will be named Macy’s

Post your predictions below . . .

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