Why does it always seem that big fabulous sales happen when you have no money? Then when you have money to burn, er, spend, you can never find anything. That is how I feel right now. So I am planning this big shopping trip to Woodbury Commons (part of the massive Chelsea Premium Outlets chain) for the third week in October, when a notice for the big Columbus Sale pops into my e-box. Ahhhh . . . The shopping Gods are playing a cruel joke on me.