Just got note of the Nordstrom’s Half Yearly Sale. I have no money to attend this wondrous event thanks to the lovely folks at the William D. Ford Federal Student Loan Center. Which is okay because the only thing I need in my life is a salad tong. Yes, a salad tong. I have 11 winter coats, 5 bottles of shampoo, two turkey basters, and a sushi mat, but no salad tong. This is a problem.
Although I can’t enjoy the fruits of the Nordstrom sale, I can order a salad tong from Target.com.