Miley Cyrus and BCBG founder Max Azria to Do Wal-Mart Line (No We’re Not Kidding)

What: Disney Superstar Miley Cyrus is partnering with higher end fashion designer Max Azria for a budget friendly line called “Miley Cyrus and Max Azria” (we pray that they shorten it to something like MC + MA) at Wal-Mart of tops, shirts, tee, and accessories all for under $20

From WWD:

The trend-right collection will bow in all Wal-Mart stores and on walmart.com in early August, the sources said, adding the line will include tops, pants, graphic T-shirts and shoes, priced under $20.

What I Say: Miley + Wal-Mart = LOTS of loot.  Wal-Mart (and Marshalls and TJ Maxx) are the only stores that are doing okay right now. While some sources think Miley’s parents (Billy and Trish) were the masterminds behind this deal, I think the Jonas Brothers are secretly working as business development consultants for the mega retailer.  Taylor Swift does a duet with the bros? She has a line of dresses at the Wal-Mart. Miley dates one, she gets a fashion line at the store. Selma Gomez, who has been spotted having dinner with the bros, will probably have her own line of make-up at the store.