Holiday Parties: Match Your Drink to Your Dress

Haven’t you always wondered what your cocktail order would look like if it morphed into a cocktail dress? No, me neither. But it was definitely fun to think about, since drinks and dresses sort of have their own intrinsic personalities, and matching them up made for some decently entertaining daydreaming. (Like, you know that craft beer would be a Converse-wearing, Kristen Stewart-y chick, but a frothy pink bellini might be more of a Kate Middleton sort of girl.)

Matching Your Drinks to Your Dresses

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Champagne + Sequins

Well, obviously.

The same logic applies to holiday cocktails, or at least it does in my slideshow. I’m not seriously suggesting you go out of your way to coordinate the stereotype behind your beverage with the style of clothes you wear, but if you did, this is how you would do it. And if you want to do it, by all means do. It’s sort of fun, and totally silly, and isn’t that what the holidays are all about? (I’m not sure, because I will pretty much end any statement lately with “that’s what the holidays are all about.”)