Draft #3
Dear sweetie, this video says it all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIiqdW0zhgo

Comments:
Here’s the thing about the syrupy stuff; if I do it this year, I have to do it next year, then on her birthday, then every other day. It’s about managing expectation people. This is it; I’m done.

Just realized you can’t add a video to a card. Darn.