tacky tourist

Tacky Tourists. Think the National Lampoon’s Family Vacation Series. Pair loud, floral printed camp shirts with hideous khaki or bermuda shorts. Wear white tube socks pulled up to your knees with those plastic sandals from Wal-Mart. Add a camera/camcorder, fanny pack, and flip sunglasses to finish off the outfit.

Total cost: $0.00-$20.00 for both costumes, depending on how much vacation time you’ve accumulated.