iPod.Find a large piece of white cardboard (you can ask your local grocery store for any extras they might have) and cut it into a rectangular square that is at least 40 inches long. Then, cut out a small “window” at the top of the cardboard for your head. Using silver paint, draw on the buttons.
Total cost: $0.00, depending on your playlist.
Freudian Slip. This one is pretty easy. Head to your lingerie drawer or to the nearest Target or Wal-Mart for a full slip (you know the kind your mother told you to wear underneath thin dresses). Using fabric paint, write the words "ego","id", etc all over the slip.
Total cost: $10.00-$15.00, depending on the size of your ego.